This was in my inbox today, and I thought it was cute. Here are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
#5 - They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
#4 - This is just the 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.
#3 - Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!
#2 - Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
And the #1 Best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
(Raising your head slowly) "...in Jesus' name, Amen."